The PAX 2011 Sorting Workshop

I was going through the PAX Prime 2011 program guide one last time before committing it to the circular file when a paper (picture right) fell out.

Yes, mofo. That paper is hand written. By me. Barbaric right?  So what exactly is this artifact?

There was a panel that I attended called “The Sorting Workshop”.  I was intrigued both by the Harry Potterness of the title and the fact that it was a writing panel at a game convention.  I wanted to be sorted!  Instead of being sorted into magical houses, however, the goal of the panel was to sort you into your best games related writing occupation (Journalism, PR, or Community Management).  Let me quote, verbatim, the description of the panel as found in the program guide:

Unicorn Theatre
The Sorting Workshop
3:00pm – 4:00pm
Writing Workshop: Journalism, PR, Community Managers Industry vets inflict writing on attendees to determine where in the industry an apsiring writer belongs. A game developer and a publicist kick things off with a 10-minute product demo that you get 20 minutes to write up. Then a panel of journalists, community managers, and publicists sort your writing samples into which field it aught to be in based on tone, content, and accuracy. You won’t be graded, but you might be mocked with dramatic readings of your sample. Whatever happens, you’ll have a chance to make industry contacts and learn the difference between writing for journalism, for community management, for marketing and for PR. Bring pens, pencils and a surface to write on (we recommend the PAX guide) – We’ll provide the rest.

Panelists include: AJ Glasser [Lead writer, Inside Social Games, inside Network],
Susan Arendt [Senior Editor, The Escapist], Dan Amrich [Social Media Manager, Ac-
tivision, Sue Bohle [Founder, The Bohle Company], Jon “Seg” Seggerson [Content
Programmer, Telltale Games]

The thing that made this panel awesome were the panelists.  All of the other panels that I attended at PAX were fluffy, comforting workshops that tried to make you feel good about yourself and your lack of ability.  I enjoyed that these professionals just kind of breathed real life into the presentation.  (They also weren’t afraid to brandish expletives. It was fucking rad)

We ran out of time before individuals could get properly sorted… so I will never know whether I’m destined for PR fame or community management… As a career software engineer, though, I suppose it doesn’t matter much in the long run…  Still.. if you happened to have been on that panel and are reading this… drop me a note!